I come to bury the alphabet thread, not to prise it open. The alphabet threads that MeFites make live after them, the good is often interred under bullshit, and so let it be with the last alphabet thread.
| # | Наименование новости | Тональность | Информативность | Дата публикации |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they’ll open it with a phrase… | 0 | 3.75 | 30-07-2026 |
| 2 | Sometimes you log on to tumblr dot com and see your beloved mutuals thirsting over unrisen sourdough… | 0 | 3.72 | 13-07-2026 |
| 3 | I’ve been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal | 0 | 22.04 | 30-07-2026 |
| 4 | Open Thread | 0 | 10 | 16-08-2026 |
| 5 | Open Thread | 0 | 10 | 15-08-2026 |
| 6 | Open Thread | 0 | 10 | 14-08-2026 |
| 7 | i dont care if monday sucks… tuesday cost me sixty bucks… wednesday thursday give no fucks. it’s… | -5 | 2 | 22-06-2026 |
| 8 | Sir Keir Starmer is on the way out | 0 | 10 | 12-05-2026 |
| 9 | PM got Bushie-whacked, but it’s daft to ask a powerful man to objectify real women | 0 | 5 | 10-07-2026 |